Saved Sect Syndrome Nursery (Screenplay Extract)

I came across this extract from a screenplay, click the link to the PDF (it’s only 2 pages).

Saved Sect Syndrome Nursery Screenplay

The main advantage the duff has over the tambourine is that it’s easier to spell.

Predator Shaykhs

A video aimed at starting debate about something that happens in our community but which is hushed up because of those that are involved.

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And it was

Full credit goes to Kamran for spotting this beauty!

What I can’t understand is that if the “author” of this masterpiece knew enough English to double the ‘p’ before adding ‘-ed’, then surely they should have had an inkling that it wasn’t the best of translations?